My 3-year-old just puked all over my wife

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Chicken Nuggets! Some strange reason I'm aroused. Thanks D for opening my eyes.

Damn if the kid didn't look right at me and say "whose your huckleberry"?..puke still stuck to his chin and everything.
 

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How many sports is your kid gonna go pro in?

My goal is to get him in Jack-Ass 9 by the time he can vote. I've already "coached" him how to pee in the back yard. You should see the look on the face of our guests when the little dude walks out to his favorite bush and yellow snows that motherfucker.

Priceless
 

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Did you knock your wife the fuck out immediately after he puked on her?

Gotta love father-son bonding experiences.

Kobe!
 

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Been looking all my life for a hot chick who likes to gag on a black donkey dick dildo, then when the fumes of her barf reach her dom, the upper ho pukes all over her hair.

Great stuff, thanks D/.
 

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obviously your son is extremely talented, where do you plan on moving to?
 

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Gotta find a way for the yellow bitch to get a scroll out to the right that says Ummm...chicken nuggets

34nzoz


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